Quote I heard today from a male acquaintance of mine:

"Female-female porn doesn't really do anything for me. I like couples porn. I watch couple-porn because there is a dick for me to inhabit."

Words that came out of my mouth:

"I don't know if I could ever be in a relationship with someone who wanted me to do things to them like pee on them or poo on them. Okay...I'd prolly drop a deuce on someone then be like..."I'm out--don't call."

I rode my bike to work the other day, like I planned. I'm always proud of myself when I say I'm going to do something and then actually do it, well...let's just say, It makes me feel good about myself. Who doesn't like that?

Until next time,
n.